I met a little pumpkin patcher today and what did he say to me?
Well hello beautiful woman what kind of pumpkin can I get for you today?
Do you want a big one, an orange one, or how about a little bitty yellow one that never quite grew?
He was smart and so witty and asked me in for a bite.
Well of course I replied I've never been invited in by a little pumpkin patcher man before.
He said eat these love, you will absolutely adore. They taste like sweet nuts with a bit of sour in your mouth.
I closed my eyes and tasted this taste that was o so euphoric and absolutely divine.
Next thing I knew I woke up only to be seen dressed as a pumpkin while this pumpkin patcher man was poking me from behind saying what kind do you want? I big one, an orange one, or how about that little bitty yellow one that never quite grew and before I could realize what happened he poked me in my little pumpkin hole.
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