So last night I was approached online through message by a 6'11 man. His profile picture was him standing in a mirror with a stand up tanning bed in the background at a local gym I go to with his shirt off. His message to me was Do I like photography? My first thought was, what a fucking meathead. Like seriously you big ass bald headed ape, why don't you have some pictures on here with some clothes on, Can you even find any to fit your tall ass? Granted this man was not fat, very in shape, but the fact that his message to me was about photography was enough to just make me roll my eyes and just laugh since previously I had blogged about men and photography. So I played along and I'm not sure if he picked up the cynicism in the message back but I said "Why do you want to take my picture." Well of course the big dumb ape comes back with Yes; of course, I'm just looking for people who are also interested in photography. I said nothing back, ten minutes later I get another message that said " Do you have any tall photographer friends" this is when I about flipped my shit, like dude are you fucking serious, like you can't seriously believe this shit is working in your favor. I already hope that if I ever see him at the gym I have the opportunity to shake this shit out of him and tell him to pull it together man. I replied back, "yes my closest male friend is a photographer for Big Machine Records." Needless to say I have not heard back from the meathead and I am not at all disappointed in this. Just because you snap a few pictures of girls or whatever does not make you a fucking photographer you fucking idiots. I am finding more and more everyday men that are shirtless in all pictures or a guitar as a prop and every male's profession is musician or photographer, or both. Like fuck me silly, two things I constantly run from put together. I'd rather have someone beat me in my head. Granted most of these men don't know how to be a profession photographer or know how to play a complete song on the guitar but good try guys and just an FYI this isn't what women are really into these days. Bankers, writers, lawyers, doctors, REAL artists, not someone who can hold a camera and say cheese or string a little note on a guitar. Til the next stupid message I receive. . .