Where is the WOW?

Where is the WOW?
It seems that I can’t find that WOW factor, you know the one where you are just knocked off your feet, where your breathe is taken away for a brief moment in time, when all you can think about is that one thing or person that made you WOW.
Where is my WOW?
Is it possible for a person to over abuse the WOW factor and this is what’s happened to me? Was I too careless and had too many WOWS?
I have to admit that one point in my life it seemed like everyday I was getting WOW’d.
WOW’d at the bars, WOW’d at the stores, and of course way too many WOW’s for a lot of really UN-WOW Worthy men.
Is there a WOW God and he has decided to revoke my privileges? I’m beginning to think so, maybe it’s a conspiracy and I’m the main target. I haven’t been WOW’d in years, not by anything, of course I’ve had a few minor WOW’S shopping but nothing that has knocked me on my ass, really blown me away, weak in the knees mumbo jumbo shit.
Where is the WOW?
WOW God please bring it back in my life, I’m feeling like I’m running in circles and making careless mistakes all because I can’t find a WOW.
S.O.S WOW GOD! Rachel needs her WOW factor back. . . .